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Christmas Cards - To be Horny

  • $7.95

DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY! 

(Mon-Fri)


Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer (not one of those small desktop printers, we play with the big boys!). We provide a bespoke red envelope that screams luxury. We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have hunted high and low for a card to suit them down to the ground... It's all about the small things for us!


Ruin someone's day by sending them a SHITTER GLITTER - the card is sold with a small bag of glitter for you to empty into the blank card and send to your recipient. The Glitter included is a silver glitter dust to create an element of surprise!

OUR CARDS ARE SUPPLIED BLANK - WE ARE UNABLE TO INCLUDE A PERSONALISED MESSAGE FOR THE RECIPIENT OR CHANGE THE DESIGN OF THE CARD IN ANY WAY.


These are a novelty item- Not to be used for harrassment or bullying.







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DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY! 

(Mon-Fri)


Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer (not one of those small desktop printers, we play with the big boys!). We provide a bespoke red envelope that screams luxury. We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have hunted high and low for a card to suit them down to the ground... It's all about the small things for us!


Ruin someone's day by sending them a SHITTER GLITTER - the card is sold with a small bag of glitter for you to empty into the blank card and send to your recipient. The Glitter included is a silver glitter dust to create an element of surprise!

OUR CARDS ARE SUPPLIED BLANK - WE ARE UNABLE TO INCLUDE A PERSONALISED MESSAGE FOR THE RECIPIENT OR CHANGE THE DESIGN OF THE CARD IN ANY WAY.


These are a novelty item- Not to be used for harrassment or bullying.

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