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General Birthday Cards - Old As Fuck

  • $7.95

FREE STANDARD POSTAGE (within Australia)

DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY! 

(Mon-Fri)


Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer (not one of those small desktop printers, we play with the big boys!). We provide a bespoke brown kraft envelope with a special silver foiled logo that screams luxury.  We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have hunted high and low for a card to suit them down to the ground... It's all about the small things for us!

OUR CARDS ARE SUPPLIED BLANK - WE ARE UNABLE TO INCLUDE A PERSONALISED MESSAGE FOR THE RECIPIENT OR CHANGE THE DESIGN OF THE CARD IN ANY WAY.







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Tags: Older, old age, fuck, fucker, wanker, bellend, twat, bitch

FREE STANDARD POSTAGE (within Australia)

DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY! 

(Mon-Fri)


Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer (not one of those small desktop printers, we play with the big boys!). We provide a bespoke brown kraft envelope with a special silver foiled logo that screams luxury.  We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have hunted high and low for a card to suit them down to the ground... It's all about the small things for us!

OUR CARDS ARE SUPPLIED BLANK - WE ARE UNABLE TO INCLUDE A PERSONALISED MESSAGE FOR THE RECIPIENT OR CHANGE THE DESIGN OF THE CARD IN ANY WAY.

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